Fat Momma made the record books :P

[D-Day]

Momma, is this you!??   
(If so, I didn't know you are British.)

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/01/24/mikel-ruffinelli-worlds-largest-hips-video_n_2540614.html

[PoLaR]

Momma, is this you!??   

LOLL

[Lusankya]

Damn them some big hips.

[Smagaman]

That is my sista from another mother.  I am so proud of her.  Look at all the weight she has lost.  She is like half the person I remember.  She looks like a new person.  You should have seen her before at her full size!!      Don't worry, Momma is holding onto all her rolls and curves because I know you guys love them and like to play at the same time!!!         

[vettie]

She wa a big woman, weighed about 490lbs
I seent da girl and said, well he cockeyed anyway see
So she was tryin to get off da train see and she almost didnt fit
They wuz pushin her ass off sideways see
I went over to her and introduced myself I said m'am, ms. m'am, my names mudbone
And the bitch reached over and slapped me up side the head see
One o' dem gud ones, see, sounded
PIEya
I thought, what? maybe this bitch done shot me see...

IF you DOnt bring me that turkey
you will see him AGAIN!

I suggest if you dont know what ^ that is, that you click the link below
Listen to tracks 11 and 12 in that order.
One of the funniest things I have ever heard.

http://archive.org/details/richard_pryor_greatest_hits

I saw this guy in 1975 or 76 in Birmingham Alabama. Me and 3 other 'white guys'.
Only 4 in da house. He MADE us come sit up front. Made fun of us all damn night.
He did keep sending us drinks though. I thought I was gonna have to have my appendix removed from laffing so hard.
He did Mudbone that night.

When he came out on stage the 1st thing he said was
"Damn, there's a lot of n1773&$ here tonight. Look some white folk too.
Get your asses down here boys, I am gonna make some fun of you.
But before I get started, I gots one question?
Where did you park you car? This is a rough damn neighborhood and I dont want my benz stolen"

[D-Day]

...
One of the funniest things I have ever heard.

http://archive.org/details/richard_pryor_greatest_hits

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Chief, this link is great. I was listening to the whole thing, I haven't head it in years!   

[PoLaR]

Second one for the record books!

[Lusankya]

I wish my game didn't crash when we were being filmed . Look ma I'm on oh I crashed lol.

[Smagaman]

Look I was on TV!!!  Wait is it true that the camera adds 10 pounds to you??  How many cameras do you think were on Fat Momma???       

[Lusankya]

You would need a really wide lens to capture Fat Momma on camera .

[FireDog]

Here is that game we played last night on twitch TV:  Time line 51:10 to 57:23

http://www.twitch.tv/archive/archive_popout?id=365446709

Commander Homer got a special mention.

[Smagaman]

And if you watch from the 55 minute mark you will see Fat Momma with her Cat-C1 with her flaps open and firing and taking the second and third kills in that drop!!!  I know you all want to see Momma's flaps up and open!!!